The Ambienista » Snake ate baby http://www.ambienista.com sleep-induced ramblings of the Ambienista Thu, 21 Jan 2010 04:00:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.ambienista.com/2009/08/24/120/#utm_source=feed&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=feed http://www.ambienista.com/2009/08/24/120/#comments Tue, 25 Aug 2009 01:04:42 +0000 ambienista http://www.ambienista.com/?p=120 beanieOxford, FLA: The mother of a 2-year-old girl who was strangled by a python, along with the mother’s boyfriend who owned the snake, were arrested Monday in connection with the girl’s death, according to Sumter County sheriff’s officials.

WTF! Lesson #1 in parenting.  No matter how hard the trailer’s rocking next door, no matter how few minutes it takes to get to the Quickee Mart for one more six pack, no matter how much you think Lerlene needs to take that job at the massage parlor… Never, EVER leave the kid alone with the snake!

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