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	<title>The Ambienista &#187; kansas bumkins</title>
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				<category><![CDATA[WTF!]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[body could be missing girl]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[how many bodies did they have to choose from?]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[KAUZ (Wichita Falls): &#8220;Body Found in Wall of Yale University Building Could be Missing Student.&#8221; WTF: How many fucking bodies do the Kansans believe are inside the walls of Yale?  Do you think these flatlanders picture detectives running through the college with box cutters slicing through walls and checking the bodies as they fall?!  &#8220;Nope, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-119" title="beanie" src="http://www.ambienista.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/beanie1.jpg" alt="beanie" width="106" height="150" /><strong>KAUZ (Wichita Falls):</strong> &#8220;Body Found in Wall of Yale University Building Could be Missing Student.&#8221;</p>
<p><strong>WTF:</strong> How many fucking bodies do the Kansans believe are inside the walls of Yale?  Do you think these flatlanders picture detectives running through the college with box cutters slicing through walls and checking the bodies as they fall?!  &#8220;Nope, not that one.&#8221;  &#8220;Nope, she&#8217;s Japanese, not Filipino.&#8221;  &#8220;Nope, nope&#8230; ok we&#8217;ll go back to that one.&#8221; &#8220;Nope&#8230;&#8221;</p>
<p>Really.  WTF?</p>
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