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		<description><![CDATA[Microsoft founder Bill Gates has turned his attention to controlling the weather. Five U.S. Patent and Trade Office patent applications, made public on July 9, propose slowing hurricanes by pumping cold, deep-ocean water in their paths from barges. WTF! Would somebody please tell the God of shitty software that he&#8217;s not actually GOD?!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignleft size-full wp-image-119" title="beanie" src="http://www.ambienista.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/beanie1.jpg" alt="beanie" width="106" height="150" />Microsoft founder Bill Gates has turned his attention to controlling the weather.  Five U.S. Patent and Trade Office patent applications, made public on July 9, propose slowing hurricanes by pumping cold, deep-ocean water in their paths from barges.</p>
<p><strong>WTF!</strong> Would somebody please tell the God of shitty software that he&#8217;s not actually GOD?!</p>
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