News Story: Kanye West steals the stage and the microphone during live MTV Music Awards and, in front of the winner, claims Beyonce should have won.
Nostra-D’Ambien Predicts: I see three things for Kanye’s future: a crack pipe, footprints in a flowerbed and a new alarm system in the Knowles household.
Will the oh-so-familiar "D-Face" be replaced by Lindsay's "O-Face?" Only Nostra-D'Ambien knows for sure!
News Story: Lindsay Lohan’s home burglarized, “personal items” stolen, yet police still investigating two days later to determine if anything is actually missing.
Nostra-D’Ambien Predicts: Within three months.. SEX TAPE EMERGES!!!