Archive for the ‘Nostra-D’Ambien’ Category

Nostra-D’Ambien Prediction for 14 September 2009

Monday, September 14th, 2009

kanyewestNews Story:  Kanye West steals the stage and the microphone during live MTV Music Awards and, in front of the winner, claims Beyonce should have won.

Nostra-D’Ambien Predicts:  I see three things for Kanye’s future:   a crack pipe, footprints in a flowerbed and a new alarm system in the Knowles household.

Nostra-D’Ambien Prediction for 24 August 2009

Monday, August 24th, 2009

Will the oh-so-familiar "D-Face" be replaced by Lindsay's "O-Face?" Only Nostra-D'Ambien knows for sure!

News Story:  Lindsay Lohan’s home burglarized, “personal items” stolen, yet police still investigating two days later to determine if anything is actually missing.

Nostra-D’Ambien Predicts:  Within three months..  SEX TAPE EMERGES!!!