The Ambienista » Ambiensanity http://www.ambienista.com sleep-induced ramblings of the Ambienista Thu, 21 Jan 2010 04:00:14 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.ambienista.com/2009/10/13/222/#utm_source=feed&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=feed http://www.ambienista.com/2009/10/13/222/#comments Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:45:09 +0000 ambienista http://www.ambienista.com/2009/10/13/222/ Bring Back George W. Bush. Restore our self respect and prosperity. Only YOU can make it happen!

Bring Back George W. Bush. Restore our self respect and prosperity. Only YOU can make it happen!

]]> http://www.ambienista.com/2009/10/13/222/feed/ 0 Should we call her Andy Coulter? http://www.ambienista.com/2009/08/30/should-we-call-her-andy-coulter/#utm_source=feed&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=feed http://www.ambienista.com/2009/08/30/should-we-call-her-andy-coulter/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2009 22:55:00 +0000 ambienista http://www.ambienista.com/?p=150 coulterAnn Coulter, the Conservative movement’s one shot at centerfold wet dream, may be a dude.  If you look at that Adam’s apple, those incredibly large hands… you have to wonder.

Was she born Andrew Coulter?

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Heather O'Malley finally put a stop to her husband's unusual amorous advances.

  1. Hamsters
  2. Mexican Jumping Beans
  3. Tri-dos (three headed vibrating phalic devices)
  4. The “hot girl from Stop-n-Shop”
  5. Midgets
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Count Chocula?

]]> http://www.ambienista.com/2009/08/29/142/feed/ 0 Let’s take another look at that tote board! http://www.ambienista.com/2009/08/27/lets-take-another-look-at-that-tote-board/#utm_source=feed&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=feed http://www.ambienista.com/2009/08/27/lets-take-another-look-at-that-tote-board/#comments Fri, 28 Aug 2009 02:00:04 +0000 ambienista http://www.ambienista.com/?p=133 2mil

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