CONSUMER WARNING!

SUPER GLUE AND SEA TURTLES DO NOT MIX

Donald Wortle, shown here hopelessly glued to a Greenback Sea Turtle, is hoping to catalog the effect of super glue on the entire animal kingdom. So far, he says, kangaroos and rattlesnakes have proven to be the most dangerous, with ostriches being 'way too cantankerous' to stand still long enough for the glue to set.

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