The Ambienista

Donald Wortle, shown here hopelessly glued to a Greenback Sea Turtle, is hoping to catalog the effect of super glue on the entire animal kingdom. So far, he says, kangaroos and rattlesnakes have proven to be the most dangerous, with ostriches being 'way too cantankerous' to stand still long enough for the glue to set.

This is the only known photograph of a mysterious 'giant Arab' seen lingering mere miles from the holiest shrine during Hajj. No one was injured by the giant and there were no reports of damage, but concerns were heightened briefly when it was thought he might try to stone the Devil using a nearby mountain.