Arlington, VA: More evidence surfaced over the weekend that Michael Jackson’s death may in fact be a sham. First was the cell phone video that surfaced Friday on Youtube. This video, clearly showing Jackson hopping out of the Coroner’s van at the Los Angeles County morgue went viral instantly, with millions of views world-wide and a dubious yet open-minded following that grew by the minute. Grew that is, until the ‘news’ broke that the video might be a scam. Ambienista.com reporters have discovered that the so-called German debunkers were none other than Oswald & Murphy, the publicity firm strongly believed to have assisted Jackson in staging his own death.
Saturday brought even more evidence that Jackson is still among us as dozens of mourners attending the grave-side service for Senator Ted Kennedy at Arlington National Cemetery reported a ‘thinly disguised woman in a Catholic School outfit’. Only one photo of this mysterious mourner has surfaced. The photograph, presented exclusively to Ambienista.com, clearly shows a character meeting the description above. Digital enhancement of the ‘woman’s’ face shows it to indeed be Michael Jackson.
“Everyone knows Michael was an ardent supporter of Senator Kennedy.” An anonymous Kennedy friend stated this morning. “If he faked his own death, it’s surprising he would pick this funeral to show himself, but we know Teddy would appreciate the fact Jacko made it to the funeral service.”
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