beanieOxford, FLA: The mother of a 2-year-old girl who was strangled by a python, along with the mother’s boyfriend who owned the snake, were arrested Monday in connection with the girl’s death, according to Sumter County sheriff’s officials.

WTF! Lesson #1 in parenting.  No matter how hard the trailer’s rocking next door, no matter how few minutes it takes to get to the Quickee Mart for one more six pack, no matter how much you think Lerlene needs to take that job at the massage parlor… Never, EVER leave the kid alone with the snake!

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  1. Michelle says:

    Dammit, Lurlene! I dun tolchu woman!

  2. Sprinkle Genie says:

    Hey, take it easy on the parents. I’ll bet that snake slithered out of a crate of imported tomatoes at McDonalds and slipped into a happy meal box.

  3. ambienista says:

    You know, now that you mention it.. the man did work at Mc Donalds.. and they did lose a collection of happy meal kittens shortly before this happened.

    I shake my first at the Dirty Filthy Hondourans.

    Not because of this, just in general.

  4. ambienista says:

    Lerlene has been known to fall face first down flights of stairs, as well as to hit her eyes on suddenly opened doorknobs. So I believe there is a strong case to be made that the injuries were self-sustained and accidental.

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